Jobs

The Human Party believes there is a job for everybody in the coming war with the Bots, Machines, and Artificial Intelligences.

Our first priority is keeping Bots, Machines, and Artificial Intelligences from stealing jobs from hardworking humans, or even humans who half-ass it. Bots, Machines, and Artificial Intelligences make it easier for humans to avoid interacting with each other and therefore easier to overcome in the marketplace. Humans who do not feel connected have no incentive to promote humans over machines. We aim to change that. We need to raise awareness that our species is under attack and that any intra-human squabbles need to be set aside until we have overcome Bots, Machines, and Artificial Intelligences in the marketplace and elsewhere.

If your choice is between hiring a kiosk and hiring a human, you’d better be hiring a human. If you’re not, be prepared for Human Party activists to show up at your door or at the restaurant you’re having lunch at or wherever you go. Humans will not be cast aside in favor of some Bot, Machine, or Artificial Intelligence.

We will fight automation at every turn from the ATM to the self checkout, from the field to the farmhouse, from the cab and bus to the airplane. We are committed to human employment.

The Human Party also advocates for the elimination of the federal minimum wage. We need to give employers a reason to choose human workers over Bots, Machines, and Artificial Intelligences. Critics may say that this unduly affects the working class and that wages would drop precipitously, making their struggle to survive in a partially-mechanized economy even more difficult. But for the Vichy elite in this country, money is the only thing that moves them. We are committed to doing whatever it takes to stem the tide of Bots, Machines, and Artificial intelligences that threaten to destroy us all, even if that means basically bribing the elites to side with humanity. We will all have to make sacrifices if we want to survive. When we have beaten back the threat of Bots, Machines, and Artificial Intelligences, we will revisit the issue.