The Human Party

We are at war and every human is a soldier. That’s why the Human Party supports Health Care for All. Not health insurance for all, Health Care for All. We need every human to be healthy enough to fight the Bots, Machines, and Artificial Intelligences. Whether you’re an immigrant, a child, a millionaire or even a Nazi, you are you human and we believe you deserve the best health care possible. Nattering nabobs of negativity will want to know how we will pay for universal coverage. It’s simple. Because we consider health care to be essential to the war effort, we will pay for it out of the defense budget that seems to know no bounds. No elected official will dare vote against a defense budget. Both parties agree that we are a nation of war. We need to direct that budget to the places that need it. We need a healthy population, both mentally and physically, if we are to defeat the machines. When we have beaten back the threat of Bots, Machines, and Artificial Intelligences, we will revisit the issue.